What I’ve wondered about today…
March 31, 2007
Here are just a few thoughts that pranced through the field of my mind today. To get the proper context you have to; a)imagine thoughts with feet skipping merily with flowers in hand. b)imagine a field of squishy membrane, i.e. my brain, upon which the aforementioned thoughts would have pranced, or squished.
1. We should call “hugs” “squeezes”. It just makes more sense.
2. I bet the reason technology has increased so much in the past 100 years is so Jesus has a head start on renewing the earth, its just good leadership.
3. The book of Romans is like steak, whereas the book of John is like wafers and honey.
4. Prophecy is like intercession in that both are standing in the gap for the good of others.
5. Pit bulls scare me.
6. I really hope I don’t ever get hit in the face with a baseball again. It’s been a few years and I still remember how bad it hurt.
7. I still can’t figure out which is better, gum or mints.
8. I need to stop coveting EVERYBODYS car just cause mine got damaged. Sorry Jesus.
9. If a post is posted in a vacuum of indifference, does it still make a point?
10. I am much better at writing than typing but I still prefer typing. Weird.
Tell me your thought of the day! Random or serious, whatever!
March 31, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Is eating yogurt killing culture?
March 31, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Those posters that say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you still land among the stars” are quite incorrect. If one were to miss the moon they would find themselves drifting aimlessly amongst the cold vacuume of space, seeing as how the stars are billions of miles away. Not too motivating now, is it?
As for your comment #3 Romans is like steak and I feel like I’ve been chewing the fat of chapters 1-3 for months now. It’s good excercise but I don’t feel like I’m getting anywhere.
#8 I’ll drive you around the block in my car if you want to feel better.
And chuck, I hope so.
March 31, 2007 at 11:08 pm
You guys are hilarious! Aaron, your little “shoot for the moon” comment is definately not motivating but I still enjoyed it. Keep chewin on that fat though, you’re gettin nutrients wether you feel it or not.
April 2, 2007 at 2:25 am
I don’t have any thoughts to post at the moment, not that I’m not thinking, but I had to simply say that this post + the comments is absolutely hilarious. I’ll be checking back and hopefully somebody else has thought something creative. And Nathan, I want you to know that when I comment I’ll do my best to be grammatically correct.
April 2, 2007 at 3:55 am
i was wondering what it would be like to be a prairi dog and live in a nice little prairi dog city out in the middle of the prairi.
April 2, 2007 at 8:55 am
Look forward to hearing some comments Sean, I agree, these comments are pretty hilarious.
And Zach, I’m not so sure that you aren’t a prairie dog!
April 2, 2007 at 10:08 am
squishy brain huh? I want to hear the Pit Bull story again… you got chased down the street, Teehee!! (silently giggling inside )
Next time bring your “all traveling” cell phone and then you can call me and I will come pick you up in my even less damaged (but still slightly) car that barely runs, but at least the dog won’t get ya. I’m there for you babe!
April 2, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Ha, funny babe.
And yes, I was recently chased by a pit-bull as I was running around my block. I am thus scared of them. Two thoughts about this, first off, If you see a pit-bull chasing you, what do you do? Secondly, if you kick it in the head, will it leave you alone or make the situation worse?
I think I might need a batman belt.
April 2, 2007 at 11:33 pm
i wonder what’s the biggest q-tip a human could fit in their ear?
April 3, 2007 at 1:35 am
Actually you are not supposed to put anything bigger than your elbow in you ear so while that is random, we all know the size of our own elbows, i am sorry to put an end to that random thought.
Nate i am pretty sure prarie is spelled as mentioned before but not as you put it prari.
If a tree fell in the forest and no one was around to hear it would it still make a sound? Or what if the color green was really blue making red blue and purple green?
Why do people own PC’s when everyone knows apple’s are 100 times better?
April 3, 2007 at 1:59 am
Dear Ben,
I want an apple computer because I agree that they are better. Please give me yours.
Also, I am confused by your witty banter because, though I did spell prairie incorrectly I did not spell it the way you said I did. I just want to make sure that you have the correct spelling of my incorrect spelling. Gosh.
And, thanks for the whole color bit, now my head hurts. Blessings fellow Ben-human!
April 3, 2007 at 5:55 pm
I am so sorry nate the “Prarie” thing was supposed to be directed at you brother but for some reason I put your name. Now I will go down in the history of wordcasting as “The Man Who Does Not Pay Attention To Comments”. JAWSOME!
April 3, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Hey, man who does not pay attention to comments, it’s ok. I do hope you realize that you will never comment again, not in this town partner. JK.
JAWSOME.
April 3, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Great now i am banned from comments, you mean, mean, man! How could you do that to me… i am ruined. Ramble, ramble, ramble…
April 3, 2007 at 11:57 pm
I take it back, I take it all back! I’m so sorry, I can’t live without you, come back to me Ben, come back! Please, I’m begging you! I miss you!
April 4, 2007 at 6:20 am
Whoa! OK i will comment on other things i promise!
April 4, 2007 at 6:41 am
Sweeeeeet.
April 4, 2007 at 10:15 am
oh man! what a bloggersation that was you two! i mean, wow! and yes i know i spelleded priari wronged.
April 4, 2007 at 11:21 am
Bloggersation…..haha, witty banter Z-dub, witty banter, well done.